What is a Nooner? A nooner is 1 item at a tremendous one time price. It could be any item from our extensive online product inventory. Its fun, its enjoyable, its cheap, its guaranteed and it starts at NOON PST everyday.
When is a Nooner? Uh, Midnight. Well if you are reading this, then the nooner is probably not for you.
But if you were wondering which time zone, it is 12:00pm Pacific Standard Time.
Can I order more than one? Yes, you can order up to the maximum order limit for the product. The maximum order limit is listed above.
What if I already bought the nooner product? Sorry, but since we don't like to do refunds we don't offer price protection. But I bet you still can't find our products anywhere lower.
Why should I get a nooner? Because everybody needs a nooner once and awhile. Plus its cheap, fast to get, and easy. Also you get a warranty and a satisfaction guarantee. When was the last time you get that at NOON?
It Shows Sold Out - Can I get one anyway? Nope. When they are gone they are gone. But we do get thousands of parts every week so check back daily. I mean at noon and see what's up.
It just might come back,  the Nooner!.
Can I know in advance what the nooner is? Nope, that wouldn't be very fair to the other nooners. Just or the nooner page and we'll see you at noon!
How long does the nooner last? That depends on you. Some last 2 minutes others go in 24 hours! But when its gone, its gone.
When and how will this Ship?
Each Nooner item we sell is in stock and typically ships within 2-3 business days by USPS or FedEx Ground at the Nooners discretion. Special pricing is only available for the 48 Continental US States. Additional shipping applies for international and Hawaii/Alaska.
Can I order other items from Pacific Geeks Enormous Inventory, all in the same cart?
You can order as many other Pacific geek items you want, the only thing that will change will be the shipping cost. In fact we would appreciate
it if you did throw in a couple geeky things so we can pay the bills.
I want to order the NOONER on the phone, can I call you?
No. We are busy sourcing new products and shipping orders. You can post a comment or email your questions, but we don't guarantee we'll respond before we sell out.
How Can You Sell This Low?
We can because we are not that greedy and really have nothing better to do at NOON. Actually, its that the our Geek Leader has been in the Computer Mail Order, now ECommerce, business since 1978, before Stevie, Billy and Mikey had even thought about buying and shipping to you. Fortunatley for you, our geek leader just isn't as smart as those Geeks!
Sell to Us! Do you have or know of something to sell us? We are always looking for new and exciting Nooners for our geek following.
Tell us what you would like to see on the Nooner!
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